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Title: When Clint Found Phil (Or When Phil Found Clint, Depending on Who You Ask)


Author: desert_neon


Fandom: Agents of SHIELD, MCU, The Avengers


Summary: The story of how Clint found out that Phil Coulson is, in fact, alive.

The third installment of the Looking In From the Outside series.



Rating: Teen and Up (for language only)


Word count: 4384


Notes: This is sort of an interlude to the series, as neither Kelly nor Jason make an appearance. It's the story Phil and Clint allude to at the end of How to Hide Your Top Secret Friends (When You've Got a New Boyfriend): the story of how they found each other.

This is not compliant with the second half of the first season of Agents of SHIELD, nor with Captain America: The Winter Soldier. I have decided to incorporate the basics of the SHIELD vs HYDRA plot line, but it will be on a different timeline, and it will really only be in the background. For the purposes of this story, none of the big events have happened yet.


Spoiler Warning: There is a hint at one of the main aspects of the current AoS story line, so if you're not caught up and don't want to be spoiled, don't read!


Link to Ao3: When Clint Found Phil (Or When Phil Found Clint, Depending on Who You Ask)

I got podfic!

I'm just gonna drop this here:

Aw, _____, no. [Podfic] by 61Below.

Yep. *is so damn happy*
Title: Portland


Author: desert_neon


Fandom: Agents of SHIELD, MCU, The Avengers


Summary: In Portland, there is a man with special powers who needs to be caught. In Portland, there are two SHIELD teams and fancy pizza and a cellist.

In Portland, everything changes.


Rating: General Audiences/PG


Warnings: Spoiler for Agents of SHIELD episode 1x19, The Only Light in the Darkness. Be aware. Also, please be aware that there is pining and angst, with no happy resolution to either.


Word count: 1255


Notes: I sort of prompted myself with this. I watched the episode and my first thought was that I wanted fic in which Clint had been on that first mission to Portland. In which he had to watch Coulson fall in love. Twelve hours later, I was writing it myself. Oh well. What can you do? Bunnies can be vicious.


Link to Ao3: Portland


Title: The Point (aka The Blizzard, the Tie, and the Voice)


Author: desert_neon


Fandom: MCU, The Avengers


Summary: Clint crashes at Coulson's place during a blizzard. The problem is, Coulson already has company. Clint's fine with that until he sees The Tie. And it isn't tied around someone's collar


Rating: Explicit/NC-17


Warnings: None


Word count: 5,119


Notes: Part of the Indulgence series hosted on Ao3 and Tumblr. It's a collection of prompts I've received on Tumblr, but this one, I felt was long enough to stand on its own.

Based on this prompt list.


WitchWarren here on Ao3 asked for number 17: having a “friend” over and the other accidentally interrupting.


(See the full notes on Ao3)


Link to the story at Ao3: The Point (aka The Blizzard, the Tie, and the Voice)



Title: Coffee
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Fandom: Avengers, MCU
Word Count: 1143
Summary: They can try to hide it all they want, but eventually Phil and Clint's coworkers catch on. Coffee gets scolded, needlepoint signs get made. Phil tries so hard not to be obvious. Clint couldn't care less. Part three of Scolding Inanimate Objects.
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: As always, this is set in the MCU, with Matt Fraction's Hawkeye's habit of saying, "Aw, no."

This one was inspired by this lovely sign. Thanks to Eiluned for allowing me to use it.

This was also inspired by and written for isisanubis, who sent me the link simply because it made her think of my fic. Thanks for being awesome, and so enthusiastic.


AO3 link here: desert_neon at AO3


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Title: Moving In or Moving On, Part 2

Author: desert_neon

Fandom: MCU, The Avengers

Summary: Phil has been invited to move into Stark Tower, and to take a position as the Avengers' liaison to SHIELD. He wants the job, but it comes with a very big personal downside. He'll have to confess his feelings to Clint, a man they both believe to be straight. Unrequited love always strains a friendship, and theirs is no exception. Clint's behavior certainly isn't helping the situation, and Phil may very well have to call an end to everything they've ever had together, breaking his heart in the process.

Rating: Hard R

Warnings: There is mention of Clint's childhood neglect and abuse. Nothing specific, but the implication is that his past has affected his relationship capabilities in the present. Please be aware of this in regards to your own well-being. If you'd like me to elaborate, please feel free to comment or contact me. My LJ and my Tumblr accounts are listed on my Ao3 profile page.

Word count:12,056

Notes: Takes place sometime in the nebulous future after Agents of SHIELD ends. Also, I have rated it Mature/Hard R. If anyone feels it needs a stronger rating, please feel free to drop me a line.


Link to Ao3: desert_neon at Ao3

Link to Part 1 on LJ: Part 1



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Title: Moving In or Moving On

Author: desert_neon

Fandom: MCU, The Avengers

Summary: Phil has been invited to move into Stark Tower, and to take a position as the Avengers' liaison to SHIELD. He wants the job, but it comes with a very big personal downside. He'll have to confess his feelings to Clint, a man they both believe to be straight. Unrequited love always strains a friendship, and theirs is no exception. Clint's behavior certainly isn't helping the situation, and Phil may very well have to call an end to everything they've ever had together, breaking his heart in the process.

Rating: Hard R

Warnings: There is mention of Clint's childhood neglect and abuse. Nothing specific, but the implication is that his past has affected his relationship capabilities in the present. Please be aware of this in regards to your own well-being. If you'd like me to elaborate, please feel free to comment or contact me. My LJ and my Tumblr accounts are listed on my Ao3 profile page.

Word count:12,056

Notes: Takes place sometime in the nebulous future after Agents of SHIELD ends. Also, I have rated it Mature/Hard R. If anyone feels it needs a stronger rating, please feel free to drop me a line.


Link to Ao3: desert_neon at Ao3


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Part 2 on LJ

Fic: Stress Relief, NC-17, Clint/Coulson

Title: Stress Relief
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Fandom: Avengers, MCU
Word Count: 857
Summary: Phil had a bad day at work, and Clint tries to help relieve the stress. It's working incredibly well, when something goes wrong. Phil pretty much loves this man, in ridiculous amounts. Sequel to Aw, ____, no.
Warnings: Pretty much PWP
Author's Notes: I honestly wasn't planning a sequel to Aw, ____, no. but this thought entered my head and would not leave. So it's really just a snippet, starting and ending in the middle of a sex scene. If you're someone who needs a "happy ending" (sexually, not thematically) in fic, you might want to give this a skip. If not, enjoy!


AO3 link here: desert_neon at AO3



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Aw, ____, no. PG-13, Clint/Coulson

Title: Aw, _____, no.
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Fandom: Avengers, MCU
Word Count: 701
Summary: Clint has a ridiculous verbal habit. Phil tries not to find it endearing.
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: So I was talking with Cyanide_Kettle the other day, about Hawkeye’s habit of Aw-ing inanimate objects, and how Phil would be affected when Clint Aw-ed something of Phil’s. I didn’t know what object to use, however, and she suggested his Taser. I loved that idea. So today I sat down to write it . . .

. . . and managed something completely different. Sorry, darling. But I hope you like this anyway?


AO3 link here: desert_neon at AO3



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Title: How To Hide Your Top Secret Friends (When You've Got a New Boyfriend)
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: OFC/OMC, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Fandom: Avengers, MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Word Count: 8888
Summary: Kelly Cooper is beautiful, strong, and talented. She also has things in her past she doesn’t like to talk about. Jason can respect that. It’s not like he needs to know how she got that scar, or where she trained in self-defense. Or even why she seems so invested in the lives of the Avengers. He’s content to let her keep her secrets; he has no right to pry.

Until one day he finally gets all the answers. And they honestly aren’t anything he could have guessed.

Sequel to The Cellist and The Archer (And the Man They Loved).

Warnings: Incredibly brief suspicion of a past abusive relationship. It was not true.

Author's Notes: Okay, so. Okay. I know there will probably only be, like, four people who read this. That's okay. And if I'm wrong, well yay! The more the merrier! But let me warn you, oh ye who have clicked to see the summary, this fic is pretty much self-indulgence. It furthers the adventures of The Cellist, Kelly Cooper, who was introduced in The Cellist and The Archer (And the Man They Loved). This will make no sense if you haven't read that.

Also (and I warn you now) this fic barely contains any of the characters we know and love. Clint is most heavily featured, but even then it's over the phone and/or through a third party. Both Clint and Phil show up near the end, so they do appear, it's just going to take a while.

This is an outsider's POV. If all these notes haven't scared you off, please, do continue! I very much hope you'll enjoy it.

Oh! There will be a third part to this series. It's half-written, and it is all Clint and Coulson. It will be totally understandable without this story though, so don't feel you have to read this one to follow the plot.

AO3 link here: desert_neon at AO3



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Title: Tony Stark is a Certifiable Genius (and Also an Idiot)
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Fandom: Avengers, MCU, Agents of SHIELD
Word Count: 2848
Summary: When Tony met Skye. Featuring BAMF Phil Coulson and clueless Tony.
Warnings: Violence, which is mostly vague, but there is one instance that might upset some. Highlight for details. Click here for slightly spoilery details.
Author's Notes: Just a bit of self-indulgence. Please keep that in mind. The "Laws" Tony and Coulson reference are Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics.

AO3 link here: desert_neon at AO3



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Title: The Cellist and The Archer (and the Man They Loved)
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Phil Coulson/The Cellist
Word Count: 16,692
Summary: Kelly Cooper loved "FBI Agent" Phil Coulson, and she adored his best friend, Clint Barton. But not everything was as it seemed, and sometimes being in love with someone just isn't enough.
Warnings: Perceived Character Death, Spoilers for AoS 1x11
Author's Notes: I've messed with the official MCU timeline. In this fic, there are several months that pass between Cap's defrosting and The Avengers. Let's all pretend it doesn't matter, okay? Okay. :)
AO3 link here: desert_neon at AO3

Part 1 on LJ


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Title: The Cellist and The Archer (and the Man They Loved)
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Phil Coulson/The Cellist
Word Count: 16,692
Summary: Kelly Cooper loved "FBI Agent" Phil Coulson, and she adored his best friend, Clint Barton. But not everything was as it seemed, and sometimes being in love with someone just isn't enough.
Warnings: Perceived Character Death, Spoilers for AoS 1x11
Author's Notes: I've messed with the official MCU timeline. In this fic, there are several months that pass between Cap's defrosting and The Avengers. Let's all pretend it doesn't matter, okay? Okay. :)
AO3 link here: desert_neon at AO3


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Part 2

Title: Hawkeye and AC, Go Pride
Author: desert_neon
Movieverse/Comics/AU: Marvel movieverse, Agents of SHIELD
Summary: The public may not know Hawkeye's real name, but they do know he's married. In which there are paparazzi, protesters, and an enthusiastic Skye. Also, Thor loves The Lord of the Rings, and Phil is fond of his team.
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warnings: Homophobic protesters
Word count: 5224
Spoilers: Mild spoilers for general AoS plot, nothing specific
Additional Pairings: None
Beta: SevenCorvus who is absolutely amazing.


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Avengers fic, 5+1 version 2, Clint/Coulson

Title: Five Times Clint Barton Talked About Phil Coulson, and One Time He Didn't
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Word Count: 4365
Summary: The Avengers help Clint get over Coulson by helping him talk about him. And then there's the time where he can hardly talk at all. Sequel to Five Times Someone Had a Nickname for Clint Barton, and One Time They Didn't
Warnings: Perceived Character Death
Author's Notes: Not compliant with Marvel's timeline for Iron Man 3 or Thor 2. Ignores the fact that AoS claims the Avengers don't know of Coulson's return.
AO3 link here: desert_neon at AO3



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Avengers fic, 5+1, Clint/Coulson

Title: Five Times Someone Had a Nickname for Clint Barton, and One Time They Didn't
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Word Count: 4664
Summary: Pretty much as advertised. Clint likes the familiarity and affection that come with nicknames. But that doesn't mean that, sometimes, he doesn't like hearing his own name.
Warnings: Perceived Character Death
Author's Notes: Not compliant with Marvel's timeline for Iron Man 3 or Thor 2. Ignores the fact that AoS claims the Avengers don't know of Coulson's return.
AO3 link here: desert_neon at AO3

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New fandom, new fic

Hello, all! I am sorry I've been gone so long. I had mu knee surgery this summer, and then slipped off my meds and got depressed again. I'm feeling better now, though still trying to level out again.

And I still love bandom, I really honestly do, but it isn't as active as it once was, and I've been filling my time with Avengers! (Yes, I know, I'm a little late to the party, but I never join a fandom when it's brand new, it always takes me a while.) Specifically, I've zeroed in on Steve/Tony and Clint/Coulson. Though I do love any kind of team building, family dynamics, go team go fics.

So today I tried my hand at my own story. It's not a happy fic, but it is what I was inspired to write. For those of you who enjoy The Avengers, have at it!


Title: Open Wound
Rating: PG
Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Word Count: 2452
Summary: Coulson's funeral, from Natasha's POV
Warnings: Major character death, though canonical. Seriously, this isn't a Fix-It.
Author's Notes: This is Not A Fix-It, at all. Please be aware that everyone still believes Coulson to be dead at the end of this. The upside is we know they're wrong in canon, so that's something, right?

Beta-ed by the lovely Allochthon. And a huge thanks to the C/C chat community on AIM for being so helpful and welcoming.


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Or read it on AO3, at my journal there.
I'm so sad right now. I was kind of a late-comer to bandom, but MCR is really the band I attached to most strongly. I'm going to miss them.

Thank you, gentlemen, for one hell of a ride. You'll be missed.

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Question for podfic listeners

So I'm making my very first poll here on LJ. For the few podfic listeners that follow me. I'm thinking about doing a podfic that's been done before, by a very well known podfic artist. SO!

Poll #1891643 Re-podficcing

If there was a fic you'd listened to before, done by someone new, would you listen to it again?

Yes, absolutely!
1(14.3%)
No, I've already heard it, and liked it the way it is.
0(0.0%)
Depends on who did the old one, and who is doing the new one.
2(28.6%)
Depends on the fic.
4(57.1%)
Some other answer, I'll give you in the comments.
0(0.0%)



I only ask, because it's a very long fic, and I don't want to start it without knowing how people would feel about a re-do.

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